the grooming industry
introduces a new, high-tech-looking contraption that is guaranteed to revolutionize
men’s shaving. We’ve had enough of the
hype, expense, and waste of it all. Instead,
we’re joining the ever-growing number of
converts who have embraced the art of the
wet shave—shaving with a safety razor and
a cream applied with a brush. It’s better for
your face, cheaper (replacement double-edge blades are a mere 25– 50 cents), and
better for the planet (since the only disposable part is the blade). So get lathered up!
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{ TIP } For more information and encouragement,
check out
shaveblog.com and
classicshave.com.
God of Efficiency!
